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英语幽默故事小短文【第一篇】

Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

英语幽默故事小短文【第二篇】

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!！"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!！"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

if only men would listen.

英语幽默故事小短文【第三篇】

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.

Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

英语幽默故事小短文【第四篇】

My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

After a minute,Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly. He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the she was looking in her purse for her bus pass,he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”